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The first of the 2008 presidential debates, as discussed by my friend Ryan and me. Hyperlinks were added later, and it’s been edited down to just the better parts.

Ryan: mccain is terrible
Joey: so tell me …
Ryan: like awful at debating
Joey: did he not just criticize his Sharpie for being “kinda old”?
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Joey: he dropped the miss congeniality thing twice
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Joey: hey, point to mccain
Joey: the next president isn’t going to have to decide about going into iraq
Ryan: what’s the total score?
Joey: mccain: 1
Joey: i stopped counting for obama
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Joey: oh, i see. “in military usage, a distinction is made between strategy and tactics” according to dictionary.com
Joey: this was a sideways POW reference
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Joey: it would be awesome if we got a side shot and saw mccain using a blackberry
Joey: “next lead question. sen. mccain, how do you feel about the fact that gmail is still in beta?”
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Ryan: did mccain get his suit from target?
Joey: that tie hurts my eyes.
Ryan: yeah
Joey: this isn’t the kennedy/nixon debates
Joey: his people should know better
Joey: this is like the blue screen thing
Joey: i mean. fire everyone. hire lucasarts or something
Ryan: lol
Joey: he paid a ton of money for one of the american idol makeup artists
Joey: and look at that hair
Ryan: really?
Joey: apparently
Ryan: well
Ryan: he needs to look 4+ years away from death
Ryan: god that’s terrible
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Joey: “you don’t say that out loud”
Joey: “you talk diplomatically with the pakistani president, while secretly attacking the country”
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Joey: uh … time?
Joey: we need a play clock on the screen
Ryan: no, when he talks about his experiences in vietnam
Ryan: he has a green light
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Joey: war of the bracelets
Ryan: yeah this is bad
Ryan: oh man
Ryan: they’re gonna take it outside
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Joey: existential?
Joey: really?
Joey: Camus says, “Yeah, well. Whatever.”
Ryan: sartre told him that
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Joey: mccain is doing tic-tac-toe
Ryan: think he’s winning?
Joey: no
Ryan: ha
Ryan: i bet
Ryan: he’s REALLY good at tic-tac-toe
Ryan: having had 5 years
Ryan: to play it in his head
Joey: good point
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Ryan: YES
Ryan: i want to see them wrestle
Ryan: obama is younger and fitter, but i bet mccain is really scrappy
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Joey: i sincerely don’t get our position on Georgia
Joey: apart from simply being nostalgic for the cold war
Joey: oh, obama’s just stealing my lines now
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Joey: obama just interrupted mccain to give the floor back to lehrer.
Ryan: hehe
Ryan: obama looked like he wanted to go ballistic
Ryan: he was reciting a mantra or something to calm himself down
Ryan: he was trained by mr. miagi, while mccain was trained by cobra kai
Joey: sweep the leg, johnny
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Joey: oh, i see
Joey: “senator obama doesn’t get it”
Joey: from obama’s “john mccain doesn’t get it” speech
Ryan: lol
Ryan: it sounds like a campaign ad
Ryan: “senator obama just doesn’t get it”
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Joey: did …
Joey: mccain just compare obama to bush?
Ryan: no
Ryan: i think
Ryan: he worded it wrong
Ryan: i think he meant
Ryan: that the stubborn-ness was obama’s
Joey: i’m pretty sure that’s not what he said
Ryan: not bush’s
Joey: i mean
Joey: i’m pretty sure he said that obama shares that stubbornness with bush
Ryan: his stubborn-ness during this invasion
Ryan: errr
Ryan: during this admin
Ryan: about the surge
Joey: heh
Joey: POW!
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Joey: no way they declined to let brianwilliams talk to sarah and instead gave us rudy