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Source (by request): X-Men Origin: Jean Grey (2008) #1
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“I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived. Say, um, can I have some of that water?”
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In the paint booth working on this mappa burl snare.
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To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
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keep calm and carry on. (by br0-mantic)
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Unemployed librarian employs herself by collecting donated books and setting up make-shift libraries around Brooklyn. Proving that you may need a...
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Well, I am Major Spam
Caution: Spam Ahead
Private message
Please kindly accept my apology for sending unsolicited mail to you I believe you are a highly respected personality considering the fact that I sourced your profile from a human resource profile database on your country. Though, I do not know to what extent you are familiar with events.
Well, I am Major Pavel Karpov, a Russian citizen. My friend and I was accused of stealing $230million from Mr. Bill Browder who was Blacklisted and expelled from Russia in 2005. Mr. Browder liquidated his Russian investments, paying off a $230million tax bill, and relocated his entire staff and their dependents to London, leaving a solitary secretary to manage the office of various shell companies here in Moscow. But in 2007 his Russian office was raided by the police, who seized seals and certificates, and few months later a court judgment was entered against Browder’s companies for an unpaid debt which he claimed he knew nothing about. That was when Browder called in Russia’s smartest tax lawyer, the late Sergei Magnitsky, who was jailed and unfortunately died after brief illness.
I am extremely in need of your assistance in this matter, since I am not allowed to travel out of Russia because of the recent happening. And please you must keep this as top secret if you are willing to help me to receive and deposit this fund in the bank on my behalf. I am willing to share 60%/40% with you if you are able to help me. I have the sum of $100million in a PRIVATE SAFE DEPOSIT overseas, I want you to help me put this money in Number bank in SWISSBANK and take your part of the money as I said. Upon receipt of the fund, I will send you a written letter for the disbursement of the fund and then you and I will share the money in this order: 60% will be for me, 40% will be for you. I have all the necessary legal documents that can back our claim we will make with the Private Vault House.
All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law And please contact me.
Kindly provide me with the following: Full name, age, occupation, phone number, address and fax number.
Best regards,
Major P.
May I, Major P.? May I really? Oh boy!
How about this: I’ll just repost your email verbatim (done) and not make fun of you (too much) and we’ll consider it a favor from me to you.
(Side note: I am ever-so-slightly impressed by the Bill and Sergei back story, which is true. But, even if your fictional spam character is meant to be a panicky Russian, please at least pass it around to some of your spam friends for peer review before emailing it to a professional editor.)
Previous spam:
I am Mr. Jimmy Roland, atelophiliac
Caution: Spam Ahead
Hello There,
How are you today? I am Mr. Jimmy Roland, a Certified Payroll Specialist (CPS),I am a disable man from New York and I usually encounter a lot of stress when going about my daily payroll activities because I work as a chartered payroll specialist for many companies, and I have to work hard to make my money because nobody wants to help me or employ a disabled man on a wheel chair like me so that is why I set up my own payroll business and i am willing to employ anybody as my data entry typist from home, you could be a receptionist, data entry typist, a clerk, a stay at home mom, a student or anybody who has a computer experience with a computer connected with internet at home who want to work on a part time basis and earn extra income, I required a person who will be honest, trustworthy and able to work from home, and who will also handle the printing of letters, notes and checks with the data information of people on payroll list of each company i am working for and I will ha
ndle the UPS, Fedex or DHL account
1)*A computer system at home with internet connection.
2)*You will buy versa check Gold 2008 software. It will come with 150 blank checks so you might not be buying blank check anymore
3)*You will buy versa ink Nano’ 4X Life MICR Ink - 94MX Black
4)*You will buy Versajette M400 Print, Copy, Scan Ink jet Printer
5)*You will buy Business-size checks 250
You can email me back as soon as possible and I will let you know when to start working from the comfort of your home at the most convenient time for you (you will only be working 2 to 4 hours per each day you choose to work in a week) and you will be earning $1,200 or more every month. You can start today if you are ready with all the materials needed for the job.
Have a nice day while I wait for your response on the job offered.
Note: You will only need $300 to buy the materials needed or I can send you the money needed to order the materials, I can even send you the money to buy computer and also connect onto internet if you could let me know how much that will cost, you can call me to discuss further but I can best
be contacted via email as I am on computer every time.
Please send your reply to: artvisionworld@hotmail.com
I will be expecting your response.
Best wishes,
Jimmy Roland.
May I, Jimmy? May I really? Oh boy!
How about this: I’ll just repost your email verbatim (done) and not make fun of you (too much) and we’ll consider it a favor from me to you.
